Characters+CMDA

**__Characters__:**
//**Martha**//- **Daughter of the president of New Carthage University. A large women, 52, who looks younger than her age. Likes to argue with her husband George.**

//Martha: "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Virginia Woolf, Virginia Woolf, Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf..." ... Martha: "I thought I'd bust a gut; I really did... I really thought I'd bust a gut laughing. George didn't like it... George didn't think it was funny at all." George: "Lord, Martha, do we have to go through this again?" ... George: "Martha didn' t think I laughed loud enough. Martha thinks that unless... as she demurely puts it... that unless you "bust a gut" you aren't amused. You know? Unless you carry on like a hyena you aren't having any fun." (26, 27)//

//**George**//- **Age 46, married to Martha, thin and getting gray hair most likely due to stress. Very forgetful and likes to test people's emotions. Teaches in the history department at New Carthage University.**

Honey: Oh, I don't know, a little brandy maybe. "Never mix, never worry!" George: Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you? Martha: Sure! "Never mix, never worry!" (24)

//**Honey**//- **Age 26, a petite blond girl, rather than plain. Got married to Nick mainly for the reason that she thought she was pregnant, but it turned out that she a hysterical pregnacy. We learn that she has a very weak stomach. She is very bubbly, not really into the whole mood, down.**

//Honey: Dum, de de da da, da-da de, dum, de da da da... Wheeeee...! (142)//

//**Nick**//- **Age 28, married to Honey, seems to love her, but probably would have married someone else if she had not gotten "pregnant." He is well put- together and good looking. He is also apart of the biology faculty at New Carthage University and is willing to get ahead by any means.**

//George: Let's see now... what else can we do? There are other games. How about... how about... Hump the Hostess? HunH?? How about that? How about Hump the Hostess? (To NICK) You wanna play that one? You wanna play Hump the Hostess? HUNH? HUNH? (154)//